Molecular Genetics from the Gold Standards Labs CD


The Locust - Molecular Genetics from the Gold Standards Labs CD
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“Molecular Genetics” derived from a collective human subconscious of which certain subcultures have managed to formulate DIY ethics has now been altered, remixed, remastered, and updated for this collection of now out of print material previously released by GSL. The raw elements which are known to some as the prequel to “Plague Soundscapes” can be found on this collection of forty four tracks available from Epitaph / ANTI-.

Track list:

Side A:

  1. How to Become a Virgin
  2. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
  3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
  4. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
  5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
  6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares
  7. Flash’s Theme
  8. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
  9. Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
  10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
  11. Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
  12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
  13. Flight of the Wounded Locust
  14. Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
  15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
  16. This Is Radio Surgery
  17. Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
  18. Sever the Toes
  19. Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle
  20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head

Side B:

  1. Brand New Set of Teeth
  2. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
  3. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
  4. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)
  5. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
  6. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
  7. Straight from the Horse’s Mouth
  8. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
  9. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
  10. Backbones of Jack Asses
  11. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
  12. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
  13. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
  14. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)
  15. Kill Roger Hedgecock
  16. Hairspray Suppository
  17. Cattle Mutilation
  18. Prepare to Qualify
  19. Pain Reliever
  20. Off by a Long Shot
  21. No. 99
  22. Head Hits Concrete
  23. Ass Gravity
  24. Keep Off the Tracks

This purchase includes a digital download of the album. You will be emailed a link to access your download shortly after purchase.